at what speed will my uterus rip out of my body though
Warp Speed
AHAHAHAHA.
at what speed will my uterus rip out of my body though
Warp Speed
AHAHAHAHA.
— Margaret Atwood, Selected Poems (1965-1975)
Charlie Kaufman’s introduction to the “Being John Malkovich” script. Do yourself a favor and read this because it’s fucking hysterical.
England’s Greeting to the Neutral Tubantia. Walter Eberbach, 1916.
Nine people have been shot, at least seven fatally, near Caifornia’s Santa Monica College on Friday.
It was a chaotic scene that kept the seaside town on edge for hours as police tracked down the gunman through a residential neighborhood and shot him dead on crowded college campus.
The shootings began a little before noon during an apparent domestic dispute at a single-story Santa Monica home. Neighbors described hearing multiple gunshots coming from the house and saw smoke pouring from windows.
A man dressed in all black and a ballistic vest was carrying an AR-15 semi-automatic weapon left the home, police said. He then shot a woman in a black Infinity, and got into the passenger side of a purple Mazda—a car similar to the one driven by his mother—and ordered the driver to head in the direction of the Santa Monica College campus.
The gunman was carrying multiple rounds of ammunition when he got out of the car and began firing at passing vehicles, including a city bus and a police car.
“Everyone threw themselves on the floor, screams,” student Marta Fagerstroem, who was on the bus, told NBC4. “The bus driver, she panicked. She couldn’t drive away. She was able to, after a while.”
The suspect then fled police and ran onto the Santa Monica College campus where he shot one woman, and fired at several students at the school’s library.
The college was quickly put on lockdown, and the suspect was shot and killed by police at the library.
— The New York Daily News, “At Least Seven Killed, Three Injured Near Santa Monica College” (via inothernews)
— Joan Didion (via kateoplis)
